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December 15, 2008
funny finn
This kid is fast becoming the funniest person I know. Some recent gems:
"Mommy, I love you 100 pounds." (Apparently, a large sum in toddler terms.)
"I don't want clothes for Christmas. It's too dangerous." (Again, here, I think he meant "undesirable".)
After seeing a street performer dressed all in silver, "Do you think his parents are silver, too?" (He asked the same thing about snowmen.)
"I love Mary, but she doesn't love me back because she won't hold my hands when we play ring-around-the-rosie." (About his preschool love interest.)
"I love everyone in our house. Including babies named Cormac."
"Look, Daddy! That guy's bald and he has hair!" (About a guy with a bald head but hair around his ears.)
When asked why he came home from seeing Santa with a brown stain on his shirt, "I saw Santa, and then freaked out and spilled my hot chocolate."
When asked under what circumstances he wet his pants at daycare that day, "I had to go potty really bad. But before I could get to the toilet, my penis did not behave."
Ah, the old "penis did not behave" excuse!
Posted by lisa at December 15, 2008 01:22 PM
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