If living in California has taught me one thing, it's that life out here is a lot like 90210. Now you can have your own authentic California adventure as you play with the fate of the 90210 kids and write your very own TV script!

SCENE ONE: Kelly has a terrible secret. She confides in Donna that she is pregnant a lesbian really a man amish . Donna responds warmly, by offering to help Kelly take her mind off things by accompanying her on a weekend trip to a spa where Donna already planned to dye her hair a fetching shade of auburn midnight black blonde gray . Kelly agrees that the spa will be great, but what will she tell Brandon Steve her mom her priest her personal trainer ?

SCENE TWO: Little does Kelly know, Valerie's cooking up a scheme all her own. Turns out she knows Kelly's little secret and plans to announce it during a rocking night at the Peach Pit Peach Pit After Dark . This will serve Kelly right for stealing Brandon Dylan Nat Mr. Walsh Steve the Chancellor from her. The best part is, all of Beverly Hills will be there--it's the live debut of David's new smash-hit hip-hop remix single, Ice, Ice Baby I'm a Little Bit Country Gettin' Jiggy With It These Boots Were Made for Walkin' It's Raining Men . You better believe this night will rock!

SCENE THREE: Later, at the concert, trouble brews. It seems some of Steve's frat-boy friends have imbibed a few too many Cosmos Schlitz G&Ts cups of keg beer roofies . They're out of control and looking for trouble. They already hate hip-hop, but they were looking for a reason to kick David's ass anyway. Leading the group from past episodes is Jamie Walters, pumpkin boy Dylan Dylan's dad Brenda Jake from Melrose , pissed off for being written out of the show.

SCENE FOUR: Val just can't watch this happen. Not on David's big night. She creates a diversion, stripping naked breakdancing performing a card trick reciting state capitals juggling fire , while the cops drag off the underage rapscallions. David's debut goes off without a hitch, and Val's too busy dressing explaining drinking puking kissing to carry out the rest of her plan. Instead, she chats it up with a friendly frat-boy who didn't get carried off in the melee. It seems he didn't want to mess with David, he's just misunderstood a poor little rich guy drunk horny on parole . Romance must be in the air as they leave together. It's just another night in Beverly Hills!